It's Valentine's Day and the UK's IT personnel are probably too busy dodging viruses and matchmaking servers to get hit by Cupid's arrow.
But there's no need to despair, as vnunet.com is offering romantic inspiration from Redmond. We have two copies of a very special package with the (hopefully) tongue in cheek name of The Microsoft Patent Pulling Pack.
The software giant promises that this bumper software package is designed to "boost your romantic agility by getting you out of the office and into your Ferrari a lot quicker". Hmmmm ...
Anyway, it's worth over £1000 and the package contains:
- Office XP, for those saucy emails
- Windows XP, with boosted digital photography support for those naughty photos
- Publisher 2002, for that 'home made' look Valentine's card
- FrontPage 2002, for publishing your "I love you Bunnykins" website
- AutoRoute 2002, for planning those long journeys to your loved one
- Visio 2002, diagramming and graphics tools to lay out your bachelor pad in style
- Project 2002, because you'll need a "serious project management package to run your hectic love life", according to the Redmond giant.
To enter, simply tell us in 12 words or less why this prize will brighten up your Valentine's Day. Email your answers to [email protected].
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