Love it or hate it, Microsoft always seems to be the technology company that shows up at a party with its fly unzipped and that long waist size sticker still adorning the leg of its brand new Primark jeans.
We've collected the very best Redmond-based cringing moments for your entertainment and delight.
10. "Hooooooow much!?"
There's no better way to see the baffling madness that underpinned the Ballmer era at Microsoft than watching this ad for the original Microsoft Windows 1.0 from 1986. It's got it all: unnerving energy, pathologically-driven nonsense sales spiel and big, fat handfuls of sweaty banknotes.
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