Sneak loves the idea of driverless cars; nothing would make him happier that being ferried around by an amicable autonomous automobile, allowing him to get on with contributing to WikiLeaks without being interrupted by taxi drivers and their ‘unique' take on current affairs.
But Sneak would quickly change his mind if said driverless car went rogue and tried to take out a rival self-driving vehicle in a highway version of robot wars. This was almost the case on the mean streets of California, where the Inquirer reports, Google's driverless car nearly ploughed into an autonomous Audi.
According to reports, a Lexus RX400h equipped with Google's self-driving hardware and software, decided it would cut off the Audi, operated by Delphi Automotive, which was minding its own robo-business in another lane.
The metaphorical jury is still out on whether Google's autonomous car took umbrage at a rival robot car, and wished to remove it from the Californian highway.
The car crash was narrowly avoided thanks to the actions of John Absmeier, director of Delphi's Silicon Valley lab, who was in the Audi Q5 as backup to the autonomous systems, who Sneak has dubbed ‘the robot whisperer'.
Sneak can imagine the look on Absmeier's face morphing from that of a relaxed exec enjoying chat-free chauffeuring, to a one of shock and anger, as the Lexus bore down on the Audi.
But Absmeier claimed he took "appropriate action" to avoid a messy merger with the looming Lexus.
Sneak reckons Absmeier is playing it a little too cool and probably turned the air around him blue with colourful language directed and the Google car.
Ever the corporate mystery, Google has yet to comment on the incident, but Sneak thinks someone needs to sit down with the search giant's car specialists and have a chat about the rise of the machines, and the three laws of robotics.
As worrying as rogue cars stalking the Californian highways might be, Sneak is more concerned about the evolution of Microsoft's virtual assistant Cortana, who seems to be spreading herself all over the company's products.
Sneak can already picture a desperate Satya Nadella hammering the ‘Off' button for the Azure cloud, as a cyborg Steve Ballmer tightens his grip around the chief exec's throat.....and to think they're making a new Terminator film.
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