Sneak was recently invited to a party hosted by the lovely folks at Research in Motion (RIM) at which the musical songstress and all round good-egg Jessie J was set to perform.
Despite warnings from his mother that parties with alcohol can be dangerous places, Sneak donned his glad-rags and sprayed on some Brut and was already for his big, annual, night out, but was sadly stopped from going when the engine in his car was run down having left the lights on overnight.
However, it turned out to be a blessing in disguise (like a vicar in a tutu) when revellers turned violent, and one bottled another in the neck, leaving a pool of blood everywhere, a man in hospital and RIM left wondering why it can't stop generating negative publicity.
Obviously, it's not the firm's fault this incident occurred, but it seems symptomatic of its endless run of bad decisions, poor investments, confusing messages to the media and just plain bad luck that even a fun, social, event ends in yet another PR disaster.
Sneak is just glad he wasn't there to witness the event, and can't help by wonder if his mother wasn't right after all, the wide world is no place for him - back to the internet, it's much safer there.
Cotton seedling freezes to death as Chang'e-4 shuts down for the Moon's 14-day lunar night
Fortnite easily out-earns PUBG, Assassin's Creed Odyssey and Red Dead Redemption 2 in 2018
Meteor showers as a service will be visible for about 100 kilometres in all directions
Saturn's rings only formed in the past 100 million years, suggests analysis of Cassini space probe data
New findings contradict conventional belief that Saturn's rings were formed along with the planet about 4.5 billion years ago