Are you sick an tired with Microsoft's FUD (Fear, uncertainty, doubt) campaign against Linux?
This is your chance to drive the company's Chief Linuxbashing Officer Martin Taylor in the corner.
Slashdot is having an interview with Taylor, and as usual is asking its readers to come up with the questions.
If you're having a slow day, just read through some of the suggestions, such as this one:
"I have heard rumors that you, in fact, prefer the taste of babies to chicken. Can you please confirm whether or not you eat babies,and if yes, your individual preference in terms of taste compared to the other white meats? (chicken = white meat, pork = the other white meat, babies = the other other white meat)"
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