Sure, your mobile might be the smallest device ever made, but if you want to be really hip, you better get a matching Phobile "head set".
"Phones were far more entertaining in the good old days," the website argues, while pointing the prospective buyer to the device's easy grip, old fashioned curly wurly cable and choice of phone adapters for different makes and models of mobile phones.
You won't exactly take this thing with you on a business trip, but it makes for a great birthday gift for gizmo savvy friends and relatives.
It's yours for just ₤ 34.95.
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