On the whole Sneak tries to avoid pointing out the fallacies in the workings of the EU, as to do so could easily become a full-time job, but Sneak does have to wonder how many of our tax euros were spent on the latest study into internet usage?
According to comprehensive research [PDF] the UK uses the web less than the tech-savvy Nordic countries, but more than luddites in Portugal, Greece and Hungary.
And even before Sneak had finished reeling from this revelation, the report went on to reveal that men use the web more than women and young people are more internet aware than their parents.
Sneak awaits official EU research into the new Pope's religious persuasion, and on the bathroom habits of bears, with bated breath.
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