Sneak is all for good ideas surrounding the issue of working from home. But how about an invitation to go home, not bother doing any work, and just 'enjoy' yourself?
Well, in that case Sneak would be like the proverbial rat up a drain pipe.
So, Sneak is saddened that he does not live in Ulyanovsk, a central Russian province. It is here that the local governor has urged workers to slack off wok for the day, go home and make love in an attempt to boost Russia's low birth-rate. Any parents that have a baby nine months to the day later will win some sort of prize – and that would be something more glamorous than nappies.
You say what now? Where is Sneak's passport?
Ah well, it's probably too late for Sneak anyway, since judging by the photo attached to the Reuters report that told him all about this, all the 'best looking' girls are already accounted for.
Still, there is always next year.
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