Yasmina Siadatan is the lucky winner of this year's Apprentice, and as a prize she's landed the business job that we all dream of. No, not being Alan Sugar's apprentice - he has already had four of those from the previous series so we doubt he'll have much time to actually manage and nurture her.
Yasmina's exciting new role will see her giving away free electronic screens. With adverts on. To doctors surgeries. Wow. That's definitely bleeding something, if not quite 'bleeding edge'.
This new role sounds very similar as the job given to Lee McQueen, the winner of last year's show who also went to work for Al's Amscreen digital signage division. Lee - known for his bizarrre dinosaur impression and CV fakery - was recently applauded by 'Surralan' for getting a large contract inked for the firm. What was the contract for? Giving away free screens? Check. With adverts on? Check. To doc... No, this time it was to petrol stations.
Boy. I bet Yasmina wishes she entered last year. Or had stayed put at her restaurant.
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