Windows 7 is out now and Microsoft is spending rather a large amount of time and money on stunts designed to raise awareness of something that you are probably already reminded of every time you turn on the telly, walk down the road, or heaven forbid, use your Windows Vista machine.
It takes a lot to impress Sneak, but it looks like Microsoft has finally managed to do just that. Having spent far too long this morning scouring the net for marketing lunacy Sneak has finally found his favourite piece of complimentary marketing fun - an insanely large Burger King burger from the land that bought us dolphin game fishing, and bizarre cartoons ... Japan.
The Windows 7 burger looks like it could choke a horse, or a very hungry Japanese salaryman, and has made us weep for cows everywhere. Not only does it come with two halves of a bun, and a nod in the direction of some salad, but the bastard creation boasts seven burgers! Seven, get it?
Apparently it will cost you about £5, or if you prefer, heartburn and a rather bloated tummy.
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