Sneak's a regular laptop user - on the train, at work, at home, on the plane - and so was rather shocked and scared to read that laptops used regularly on the lap (where else would you put them?) can cause infertility for male users.
A study of the temperature of 29 men's - ahem - scrotums while a laptop was in use above them (how do you get roped into that?) found that they rose by some 2.5 degrees during the usage period - ouch!
According to urologist Yelim Sheynkin, the study leader of the State University of New York experiment, this is unsafe and urged users of laptops to let their nether regions cool down rather than using their laptops quite so much.
Sneak could well have done with this information on the box of his laptop when he took ownership of it, then he may well have taken some precautions. Do any of the laptop manufactures offer lead codpieces - if not they should.
Of course, Sneak may well be worried by these reports, but at the moment it remains a hypothetical issue, as the chance of Sneak getting a girlfriend remain slim to none.
Some parts of Atacama have not received rainfall for 500 years - but a sudden deluge of water upset the Desert's delicate biological balance
Spitzer Space Telescope could not spot Oumuamua, suggesting that it is actually pretty small
Greenland crater one of the 25 largest impact craters on Earth
This long-sought progenitor star was identified in an image captured by Hubble in 2007