Believe it or not we have found something even thinner than Nicole Ritchie and the rest of the ‘size zero’ brigade.
No, it’s not a piece of paper, it’s, according to it maker Gadgeter, the ‘world’s thinnest optical mouse’.
Hmm, before we go on we would just like to say that we think a bit more dieting is needed for it to be worthy of this title, as it doesn't beat the ultimate 'size 00' Mogo Mouse travel mouse.
With that clarified, lets continue...
The 'worlds SECOND thinnest rodent,' weighs just 54g (for those who aren’t aspiring size zero girls - you’ll probably know that this is about the weight of two standard packets of crisps), and has a thin, flat design meaning it can be stored within your laptop or in the supplied velvet storage pouch.
It also comes with a retractable extension cable and USB/PS2 adapter making it a perfect travel companion, which you can be sure will not get on your nerves by eating your food - well it didn’t become that skinny by eating chunks of Edam did it?
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