Dear Ego-Lifestyle “love edition” laptop will you be our Valentine?
We love the way you dress all in leather- despite it being pink and the way you wear your heart on your front. If you give it to us we will carry it in our hands and on our laps forever.
We also love the way you can capture our smiles with your photographic feature, the way you sing our favourite songs with your CD and DVD playback and the way you can keep on talking and working for up to 3.5 hours- something that’s hard to find in any man.
We promise to feed you and help you put on a bit of weight - because at 2.6 kilograms you will be lighter than us and that’s not allowed - keep the bow on your head nicely tied, even though it is a bit girly and we'll even take you anywhere we go.
What’s that? You will? Oh that’s made our day – but only if we pay the £3,349.00 retail price?
Um, do you have a less pricy brother we can contact?
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