Security firm Sophos seems to be preparing to launch a version of its
software security suite for users who prefer to speak Klingon.
A web page under construction on the Sophos site shows the prospective
download page. It appears that the software is ready to go and will be released
in July.
"Use Sophos'
Klingon
Anti-Virus to quickly perform an on-demand scan and find viruses, spyware,
adware, zero-day threats, Betazoid sub-ether porn diallers and Tribbles that
your existing protection might have missed," the site reads.
"The software can be run without deactivating your current anti-virus
software. Phasers can be left set to stun."
However, the site warns that the new code has compatibility issues with the
cloaking devices on Romulan-modded D7-class battle cruisers, and that installing
this software on such vessels is punishable by the ordeal of Ginst'a'Ed.
Klingon is the most widely spoken invented language in the world, according
to the Guinness Book of World Records, and several works, including
Hamlet, have been translated into the language.
It was invented by American linguist Marc Okrand, a specialist in Native
American languages, who also created the Vulcan language at the behest of the
makers of Star Trek.
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