10.
B3TA
Iain Thomson: In 2001 three highly talented British
basket-cases set up
B3TA
(pronounced 'beta') to showcase and create the weirdest stuff online. The
rest,as they say, is history. I suspect Shaun rues the day I sent him his first
link to the site.
B3TA is more addictive than crack, and much more fun. The Friday newsletter
is a thing of joy to read and the forums are full of unusual links and some of
the best Photoshopping and computer animation this side of Hollywood. There's a
weekly Photoshop challenge and a Question of the Week contest too, all voted on
exclusively by the membership.
It has spawned some of the internet's most enduring memes, including the
infamous
Badger,
Badger, Badger animation which is the most persistent earworm I've ever
encountered. Several of my friends want to kill me for passing it on to them.
As a timewaster it is excellent. At CES this year I introduced an American
journalist to the site's
sick
joke wiki and he spent the next two days lambasting me for ruining his
productivity and supplying him with enough jokes to get him tarred and feathered
in his home state.
The membership could best be described as 'quirky', but the quality of
submissions is so high you can spend hours clicking and laughing. My days would
be poorer indeed without the stories of SpankyHanky, Legless,
Grandmasterfluffles et al, the skilled animation of the other members and the
knowledge that crackhouseceilidhband has taken flashmobbing to unusual new
areas.
Shaun Nichols: For my fellow Americans who are not quite familiar
with the site, B3TA is sort of like
4Chan, minus
the shock porn.
Iain turned me on to B3TA shortly after his arrival in the US office, and
because of that I have an excuse I can try whenever I spend a bit too much time
on the site and nearly miss a deadline. It doesn't work but, hey, it's worth a
shot if I'm desperate.
Anyone who thinks that British humour is a completely dry, sophisticated
affair need look no further than B3TA. Though the jokes are often very clever,
there's also a fair amount of goofy, silly humour. I would recommend to everyone
here in the States that we pull an
Office
and embrace B3TA. Maybe we can send back Simon Cowell as compensation.
9.
Wikipedia
Shaun Nichols: When you need to look up a quick fact or
double-check some stats,
Wikipedia
can be a very useful tool. When you need to buckle down and get work done,
however, it can be a terrible vice.
We've all been there; you pop on for a quick look-up to verify a date in
history or maybe settle a break-room argument. Then a link on that page looks
interesting, so you check it out. Then another link catches your eye. Before you
know it you've spent 45 minutes reading up on Soviet freight aircraft of the
late Cold War-era.
So it's not just questionable sources that one needs to be wary of when
searching Wikipedia; there's also the lure of soaking up useless facts while
you're supposed to be getting work done.
Iain Thomson: It's the random article button on the Wikipedia page
that has been my downfall in the past.
Picture the scene: it's lunchtime, the sandwich is laid out before you and
Wikipedia is open. A few trial clicks and before you know it you're hooked. It's
a deadly trap that's difficult to wean yourself off.
That's not to say there aren't benefits. I now know more than any man should
about rotary vane air compression, the debate over the correct plural for
octopus and US Airforce experimental aircraft post World War Two. This may at
some point be of use, but I'm betting it won't be at the next industry press
conference I attend, unless things get really weird.
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