Premium rate phone regulator ICSTIS has given recorded sex lines until the end of August to abide by its rules or face the chop, Sneak has heard. Apparently some naughty operators haven't been declaring call costs or that some calls may be recorded. All of which is of no interest to Sneak, who prefers not to get his kicks from listening to retired checkout assistants looking to supplement their pension by talking dirty.

That said, Sneak is already receiving roughly ten calls a day from recently released prisoners who have confused his number with their halfway house. For the last time I'm not your parole officer you drug-addled freaks.

24 Jul 2007