So, Christmas has come and gone, and it was with the great shock of remembering that such times of the day as 7.05am exist, that Sneak has returned to work, bleary eyed and mince-pie filled.

On opening his inbox, Sneak was intrigued to spy one particular email highlighting a rise in searches for online pornography during the Twixtmas period - that weird no man's land between Christmas Day and New Year's Eve.

As Eset, the firm behind the eye-opening research, pointed out, there's always a marked rise in searches for the term "porn" during this period of slovenly lazing, perhaps due to people testing out their new gadgets to make sure they can access what the internet is clearly most used for.

The below image of a Google graph documenting this interesting trend over the past years is illuminating to say the least, and with this year's snow forcing many to stay indoors for prolonged periods, porn was clearly even more in demand than ever before.

Sneak, of course, is not one of these filthy people, but instead was curled up in front of a roaring fire doing a thousand piece jigsaw alongside Granny Sneak while his sister's baby Sneakling quietly dozed in the corner. Ah, bliss.

04 Jan 2011