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02 Nov 2007, Iain Thomson , V3
A news website with strong links to the Israeli military has predicted that al-Qaeda will launch an attack on the online world later this month.
Debka.com claims to have seen online intercepts that warn of mass denial-of-service attacks to be launched on 11 November.
The article claims that hundreds of thousands of Muslim computer users are preparing to take part in the attacks.
"Our sources say the instructions come in simple language and are organised in sections according to target," said the site.
"They offer would-be martyrs, who for one reason or another are unable to fight in the field, to fulfil their Jihad obligations on the net. These virtual martyrs are assured of the same thrill and sense of elation as a Jihadi on the 'battlefield'."
The report claims that the attacks are in response to Western government agencies taking down al-Qaeda sites in the past.
The source reports that 15 sites judged to be anti-Muslim will be targeted on the first day of the attacks.
Do you agree?
Nah-nah, nah-nah-nah!
Computer users that don't realise that they won't be able to use their bloody Internet either.
Jihad against the Infidels!
Jihad against the Infidels!
Hahahahahahahaha!
(insane-smirk-creeping-across-face look, suddenly turns to the brilliant, I-don't-get-it look)
Oh, my computer won't go now. What's wrong with this bloody machine?
Jihad against the machine!
Jihad against the machine!
oh bummer man! I can't contact Osama now. Osama's a bastard. Bloody good idea Osama. Yeah, bloody good idea.
oh drrr.
Posted by Rex Alfie Lee, 05 Nov 2007