A little gossip for your friday afternoon...

Apple co-founder and all-time geek hero Steve Wozniak is rumored to be dating comedienne Kathy Griffin, most recently notable for her reality show "The D List".

Now, Woz has three children from his previous marriages, but you never know, perhaps the two are considering raising a Segway-riding wise-cracking offspring to carry on the family "Dial-A-Joke" business.

Can't wait to see what the Wozniak/Griffin baby would look like? Neither could we. Exclusive photos after the jump...

17 Aug 2007

Tapping into all of the genetics knowledge that comes with a California public school education, Mac Inspector was able to create this cutting-edge projection of the Woz-Griffin offspring:

Poor kid. Looks kind of like Larry Ellison in a Cher wig.