Got an extra $1500 bucks burning a hole in your pocket? Have no sense of shame or perception of tackiness? Enjoy getting stabbed?

Then you're a perfect candidate to own the custom gold-plated MacBook Pro. For nearly the price of the computer itself, a company called Computer Choppers is offering to cover up that boring old aluminum case with 24k gold.

28 Sep 2007

If you want to spend a little more, they can also encrust the Apple logo with diamonds or saphires so that your laptop can match your pimp cup.

Those costs, however, will be nothing compared to the bodyguard fees you'll have to pay in order to keep people from shooting, knifing, or stomping your skull in order to nick your blinged-out laptop.