According to the University of London's Institute of Education, children are somewhat confused about the dangers posed by internet use. Sneak tries to avoid laughing at the foolishness of the very young - other than when stealing their candy - but couldn't help snicker at a sample group of kids who thought that using the internet put them at risk of bomb-making, blindness, contracting HIV, being abducted by aliens, asylum seeking and blackmail. The fools! Still, it marks the last time Sneak will let Sneak Jr visit Teletubbies.com. Nobody wants to be held responsible for creating the next Patty Hearst.

10 Jun 2004