This weekend Sky television will show a live 3D football match in boozers across the UK.

The broadcaster has announced that it will broadcast the live premiership game between Arsenal (boo) and Manchester United (boo too) at pubs in London, Manchester, Cardiff and Edinburgh, before rolling the technology out in pubs in the rest of the country later this year.

Although he'd usually watch his foot being run over than either one of those teams winning a football game, the prospect of 3D glasses meeting booze goggles is just too rich for Sneak to avoid, so he is likely to try and squeeze himself in at a bar in one of these locations, but not without taking a lot of due care and protection.

Just imagine if a 3D Rooney comes lurching across the pub and scores the winning goal, while simultaneously looking at someone's bird, and knocking over the pints of the assembled Arsenal fans.

Few people would want to be around when that all kicks off, let alone Sneak.

28 Jan 2010